Name: Quinn Nickname: Rust Up Hometown: Eugene Position: Lackey Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Dwight Yokham Top 5: Gasoline, Apple Pie, L.P.'s, Hank Williams, Trains Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Journey, Alka-Seltzer, Sleep Walking, Bloody Mary's, Deviled Eggs Quote: "Who Bah Wah?"

Name: Jeff Nickname: Rowlinowski Hometown: Still Looking Position: Upright Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Ice Cube (Cube) Top 5: Ultra Fine Point Sharpies, Senses of Humor, Potential......Realized, Corner Stores, Indulgence, Extra Innings, ESP, The Run-On Sentence, Etc. Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Indie Rock, Intellectualism (Particularly the Post-Modern-New-Age-Variety), Goal Setting, Clean Slates, Reflecting On The Self Quote:

Name: Michael Nickname: Mikey Hometown: West Columbia, SC Position: Undecided Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Bruce Campbell Top 5: Willie, High Life, Whiteaker, Long Johns, Waffle House Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Apple, Drudge Report, The South, Cheap Champagne, Semantic Humor Quote: "I was country when country wasn't cool."

Name: Taylor Nickname: Tay Tay Tenango Hometown: Columbia, SC Position: Office Manager Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: One of the Olsen Twins Top 5: Bacon, Sports, Mimosas, Going to Shows, Taking Pictures Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cravings For Taco Bell, Lazy Sundays, Driving My Car, Justin & Britney, US Weekly Mag Quote: "What tha...?!"

Name: Walter Nickname: Hasselnuss Hometown: Kansas City Position: Barista Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Serj Tankian Top 5: Gutenberg College, Wandering Goat Coffee, Plato's Dialogues, Mustard, Smoking Tobacco Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Being Funny, Being Intelligent, Being Adored, Signing Autographs, Academia Quote: "Where as he seeks to convince his hearers that what he says is true, I am rather seeking to convince myself." -Socrates

Name: Heather Nickname: H-Bomb Hometown: H-Town, TX Position: Awkward Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Claire Danes Top 5: Diluvian Bros., Sensory Overload, Craft Night, Fire Pits, That Point When You Think You Can't Laugh Any Harder, and Then You Do Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Beards, Creamy Coffee, High Fashion, Mikey's Jokes, Painfully Self Produced Music, Celebrity Gossip Quote: "Goddamn it, Mikey!"

Name: Bud Nickname: World's Largest Gnome Hometown: Athens, GA Position: Roaster, Espresso Machine Tech., Barista Trainer Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Slash Top 5: Disc Golf, Mandolin, VW'S Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Iphone, T.V., Miller High Life, V.W.'s, Waffle House Quote: "Three rules to live by: never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady that has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, everything else is cream cheese." -Teen Wolf

Name: Lou Nickname: Lou Bot Phillips Hometown: Springfield Position: Most Likely To Die In A Blaze Of Glory. Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Lori Petty Top 5: The Idea Of Rodeo Clowns, Graphic Novels, Paint By Numbers, Eggs Over Easy On Anything, Knowing When To Fold 'em Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Eugene, Taco Bell's Beef Crunchy Tacos, The Ten Commandments Starring Charlton Heston, Commemorative Oregon Plates, Purple headed Womb Ferrets Quote: "Some things take longer to cook than others."

Name: Beverly Nickname: Bev Edge Hometown: Southern Oregon Position: On Top Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Amy Sedaris Top 5: Riding My Old Orange Bike, Collecting Vintage Clothes And Boots, Honky Tonk, Drinking Whiskey On The Rocks Out Of Sexy Tumblers, Scrabble Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): What Not To Wear, Cigarettes, Truck Stop Coffee, 70's And 80's Soft Rock, Men In Tight Pants And Mustaches Quote: "Simmer down."

Name: Tom Heinl Nickname: Heiney Hometown: Eugene, OR Position: Booker Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Steve Heinl Top 5: Portland Trailblazers, Headlocks and Spankings, Trees and Horses, Games Shows That Aren't On T.V., Blondes Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): John McCain, Mini-Vans, New Country, Cougars, Geiko Cave Man Quote: "When you're out of Shlitz, you're out of beer."

Name: Thomas Nickname: Tommi Salami Hometown: Boise, ID Position: Barista Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Paul Giamatti Top 5: Alcoholic Beverages, Coffee, Subarus, Concerts Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Anne Of Green Gables (And Anne Of Avonlea), Iced Mochas, Coors Light, Chick Flicks, Cleaning Bathrooms Quote: " The Stone Temple Pilots WILL rule the world."

Name: Aaron Nickname: Johnny G Hometown: Van Nuys, CA Position: Catcher Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: George Castanza Top 5: Martin Amis, Charles Mingus, Technical Tampa, FL Death Metal Circa 1991, You Tube, Shorts Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Academia, Tobacco, Rain, House M.D., Fried Chicken, Veganaise Quote: "Thank god time flies; it couldn't go any slower." -Me. Living in Japan

Name: Paula Nickname: Pippi Hometown: The Cape Fear, NC Position: Quality Sludge Server Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Princess Leia Top 5: Music (Makin' it, Listenin' to it, Watching other folks makin' it), All Critters Great and Small (Except Humans And Cockroaches), Trees Dirt Sticks -n- Stuff, My 1972 Gibson S.G. Bass, Fires Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Journey Records, Compact Discs, Lucky- My Roommates Boston Terrier, Prime Time News Quote: "Smoking affects your short term memory.....or maybe it's your long term memory. I forget."

Name: Sarge Nickname: The Tuna Melter Hometown: Chicago Position: Assistant TO the Regional Manager Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Matthew McConaughey (as seen on The Family Guy) Top 5: Carpet Munching, Paleoethnobotany, Miller's Crossing, Reynolds 531, Early 90's Louisville/Chicago Post-Rock Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time", Theoretical Discourse, "The Real World", Sleeping With Chicks With Boyfriends, Red Wings Quote: "You're on the train of life and you just pulled into Sargeville; population: ME!"

Name: Jacob Nickname: Cobb Hometown: Hamilton, OH Position: Power Bottom Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Bud Cort Top 5: Caffeine I.V. Drips, Hermitude, Cooking Naked, The 1950's, Solitude Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Battlestar Galactica, Rachel Ray, Ladies Clothing, Garlic Body Odor, Awkward Silences Quote: ............silence.................

Name: Elliot Nickname: BoozeWeek Hometown: The Dalles, OR Position: Beverage Tour Guide Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Sean Penn Top 5: Irish Whiskey, Hot Tubs, Stout Beer, Spanish Coffee, Cross Bows Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Fried Chicken, High Life, Other People's Cigarettes, Poop Jokes, Bee Gees Quote: "I never metaphor I didn't like."

Name: Lilly Nickname: Lilly the Filly Hometown: The Eug. Position: Baker, Barista Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Emmy Lou Harris Top 5: Cigarettes, Irish Whiskey, Singing While Doing Everything, Cats, Taking Naps Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Writing Descriptions of Myself, Jogging, Karaoke Duets, Driving Cars, Cigarettes, Sarge Quote: A wise man once told me, "Don't take no shit off no motherfuckers." I try to live by that.

Name: Andrew Nickname: Mandrew Hometown: Eugene Position: B-B-Barista/Grump Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Charles Bronson Top 5: Records, Guitars and Playing Then While Singing Or Yelling, Burritos, Bessie, Chugging: Booze, Coffee, and Booch Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Smoking, T.V., Cookies, Punk Rock, Fancy-Fruity-Foo-Foo Cocktails, Clothes That Are To Small, Mornings Quote: "The shirt unbuttoned is like the soul unhinged."

Name: Mandi Nickname: Mandarrr Hometown: Springfield, MO Position: Down Dog Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Prince Top 5: Lake Tahoe, Desert around Moab, The entire U.S. Pacific Coast, Northern California Redwoods, Buffalo River Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Party Pizzas, Cigarettes, Counting, Mountain Dew, Plucking My Eyebrows Quote: "I am forced to disassemble my being to fit into your monitor." -Saul Williams

Name: Melissa Nickname: Frenchie Hometown: Tustan, CA Position: The "Original" Baker Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Ginny French Top 5: Baked Goods, Sippin' Tequila, Shakin' It, Family Photo Albums, The Thought of Playing Mud Football Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Bull Vodka, Karaoke, Really Long Showers, Co-Dependent Love Songs, Sugar Quote: "I will miss you, Eugene."

	Name: Samm Nickname: Double M Hometown: Eugene Position: Our Left Foot In Reality Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Crispin Glover Top 5: Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Quote: "I'll work on it tonight."