Tuesday, December 30, 2008








Name: Quinn


Nickname: Rust Up
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Lackey
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Dwight Yokham
Top 5: Gasoline, Apple Pie, L.P.'s, Hank Williams, Trains
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Journey, Alka-Seltzer, Sleep Walking, Bloody Mary's, Deviled Eggs
Quote: "Who Bah Wah?"








Name: Jeff


Nickname: Rowlinowski
Hometown: Still Looking
Position: Upright
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Ice Cube (Cube)
Top 5: Ultra Fine Point Sharpies, Senses of Humor, Potential......Realized, Corner Stores, Indulgence, Extra Innings, ESP, The Run-On Sentence, Etc.
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Indie Rock, Intellectualism (Particularly the Post-Modern-New-Age-Variety), Goal Setting, Clean Slates, Reflecting On The Self
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Name: Michael


Nickname: Mikey
Hometown: West Columbia, SC
Position: Undecided
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Bruce Campbell
Top 5: Willie, High Life, Whiteaker, Long Johns, Waffle House
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Apple, Drudge Report, The South, Cheap Champagne, Semantic Humor
Quote: "I was country when country wasn't cool."








Name: Taylor


Nickname: Tay Tay Tenango
Hometown: Columbia, SC
Position: Office Manager
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: One of the Olsen Twins
Top 5: Bacon, Sports, Mimosas, Going to Shows, Taking Pictures
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cravings For Taco Bell, Lazy Sundays, Driving My Car, Justin & Britney, US Weekly Mag
Quote: "What tha...?!"








Name: Walter


Nickname: Hasselnuss
Hometown: Kansas City
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Serj Tankian
Top 5: Gutenberg College, Wandering Goat Coffee, Plato's Dialogues, Mustard, Smoking Tobacco
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Being Funny, Being Intelligent, Being Adored, Signing Autographs, Academia
Quote: "Where as he seeks to convince his hearers that what he says is true, I am rather seeking to convince myself." -Socrates









Name: Heather


Nickname: H-Bomb
Hometown: H-Town, TX
Position: Awkward
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Claire Danes
Top 5: Diluvian Bros., Sensory Overload, Craft Night, Fire Pits, That Point When You Think You Can't Laugh Any Harder, and Then You Do
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Beards, Creamy Coffee, High Fashion, Mikey's Jokes, Painfully Self Produced Music, Celebrity Gossip
Quote: "Goddamn it, Mikey!"








Name: Bud


Nickname: World's Largest Gnome
Hometown: Athens, GA
Position: Roaster, Espresso Machine Tech., Barista Trainer
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Slash
Top 5: Disc Golf, Mandolin, VW'S
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Iphone, T.V., Miller High Life, V.W.'s, Waffle House
Quote: "Three rules to live by: never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady that has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, everything else is cream cheese." -Teen Wolf








Name: Lou


Nickname: Lou Bot Phillips
Hometown: Springfield
Position: Most Likely To Die In A Blaze Of Glory.
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Lori Petty
Top 5: The Idea Of Rodeo Clowns, Graphic Novels, Paint By Numbers, Eggs Over Easy On Anything, Knowing When To Fold 'em
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Eugene, Taco Bell's Beef Crunchy Tacos, The Ten Commandments Starring Charlton Heston, Commemorative Oregon Plates, Purple headed Womb Ferrets
Quote: "Some things take longer to cook than others."








Name: Beverly


Nickname: Bev Edge
Hometown: Southern Oregon
Position: On Top
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Amy Sedaris
Top 5: Riding My Old Orange Bike, Collecting Vintage Clothes And Boots, Honky Tonk, Drinking Whiskey On The Rocks Out Of Sexy Tumblers, Scrabble
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): What Not To Wear, Cigarettes, Truck Stop Coffee, 70's And 80's Soft Rock, Men In Tight Pants And Mustaches
Quote: "Simmer down."








Name: Tom Heinl


Nickname: Heiney
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Position: Booker
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Steve Heinl
Top 5: Portland Trailblazers, Headlocks and Spankings, Trees and Horses, Games Shows That Aren't On T.V., Blondes
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): John McCain, Mini-Vans, New Country, Cougars, Geiko Cave Man
Quote: "When you're out of Shlitz, you're out of beer."








Name: Thomas


Nickname: Tommi Salami
Hometown: Boise, ID
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Paul Giamatti
Top 5: Alcoholic Beverages, Coffee, Subarus, Concerts
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Anne Of Green Gables (And Anne Of Avonlea), Iced Mochas, Coors Light, Chick Flicks, Cleaning Bathrooms
Quote: " The Stone Temple Pilots WILL rule the world."








Name: Aaron


Nickname: Johnny G
Hometown: Van Nuys, CA
Position: Catcher
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: George Castanza
Top 5: Martin Amis, Charles Mingus, Technical Tampa, FL Death Metal Circa 1991, You Tube, Shorts
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Academia, Tobacco, Rain, House M.D., Fried Chicken, Veganaise
Quote: "Thank god time flies; it couldn't go any slower." -Me. Living in Japan









Name: Paula


Nickname: Pippi
Hometown: The Cape Fear, NC
Position: Quality Sludge Server
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Princess Leia
Top 5: Music (Makin' it, Listenin' to it, Watching other folks makin' it), All Critters Great and Small (Except Humans And Cockroaches), Trees Dirt Sticks -n- Stuff, My 1972 Gibson S.G. Bass, Fires
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Journey Records, Compact Discs, Lucky- My Roommates Boston Terrier, Prime Time News
Quote: "Smoking affects your short term memory.....or maybe it's your long term memory. I forget."








Name: Sarge


Nickname: The Tuna Melter
Hometown: Chicago
Position: Assistant TO the Regional Manager
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Matthew McConaughey (as seen on The Family Guy)
Top 5: Carpet Munching, Paleoethnobotany, Miller's Crossing, Reynolds 531, Early 90's Louisville/Chicago Post-Rock
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time", Theoretical Discourse, "The Real World", Sleeping With Chicks With Boyfriends, Red Wings
Quote: "You're on the train of life and you just pulled into Sargeville; population: ME!"








Name: Jacob


Nickname: Cobb
Hometown: Hamilton, OH
Position: Power Bottom
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Bud Cort
Top 5: Caffeine I.V. Drips, Hermitude, Cooking Naked, The 1950's, Solitude
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Battlestar Galactica, Rachel Ray, Ladies Clothing, Garlic Body Odor, Awkward Silences
Quote: ............silence.................








Name: Elliot


Nickname: BoozeWeek
Hometown: The Dalles, OR
Position: Beverage Tour Guide
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Sean Penn
Top 5: Irish Whiskey, Hot Tubs, Stout Beer, Spanish Coffee, Cross Bows
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Fried Chicken, High Life, Other People's Cigarettes, Poop Jokes, Bee Gees
Quote: "I never metaphor I didn't like."








Name: Lilly


Nickname: Lilly the Filly
Hometown: The Eug.
Position: Baker, Barista
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Emmy Lou Harris
Top 5: Cigarettes, Irish Whiskey, Singing While Doing Everything, Cats, Taking Naps
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Writing Descriptions of Myself, Jogging, Karaoke Duets, Driving Cars, Cigarettes, Sarge
Quote: A wise man once told me, "Don't take no shit off no motherfuckers." I try to live by that.








Name: Andrew


Nickname: Mandrew
Hometown: Eugene
Position: B-B-Barista/Grump
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Charles Bronson
Top 5: Records, Guitars and Playing Then While Singing Or Yelling, Burritos, Bessie, Chugging: Booze, Coffee, and Booch
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Smoking, T.V., Cookies, Punk Rock, Fancy-Fruity-Foo-Foo Cocktails, Clothes That Are To Small, Mornings
Quote: "The shirt unbuttoned is like the soul unhinged."








Name: Mandi


Nickname: Mandarrr
Hometown: Springfield, MO
Position: Down Dog
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Prince
Top 5: Lake Tahoe, Desert around Moab, The entire U.S. Pacific Coast, Northern California Redwoods, Buffalo River
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Party Pizzas, Cigarettes, Counting, Mountain Dew, Plucking My Eyebrows
Quote: "I am forced to disassemble my being to fit into your monitor." -Saul Williams








Name: Melissa


Nickname: Frenchie
Hometown: Tustan, CA
Position: The "Original" Baker
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Ginny French
Top 5: Baked Goods, Sippin' Tequila, Shakin' It, Family Photo Albums, The Thought of Playing Mud Football
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Bull Vodka, Karaoke, Really Long Showers, Co-Dependent Love Songs, Sugar
Quote: "I will miss you, Eugene."







Name: Samm


Nickname: Double M
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Our Left Foot In Reality
Person most likely to play you in "Wandering Goat" the musical: Crispin Glover
Top 5:
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love):
Quote: "I'll work on it tonight."